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Mary Byrne

23 Feb
Mary Byrne

Mary Byrne

I always knew there was something about The X Factor’s Mary Byrne. That, or I need more than ‘she looks a little bit like Catherine Zeta Jones’ to justify my inappropriate crush on Tesco’s finest.

The ‘something’ is that Mary had a lesbian relationship once upon a time. She told GT: “I have a lot of gay friends in Dublin and I had a relationship with a woman thirty odd years ago as well.

“I’m not gay but I came out of a bad relationship with a man and, you know, met this girl who just fit the bill at the time and we had a great relationship for a year.”

The best/only thing about Mary’s hair is her greasy fringe.

Jessie J

16 Feb
Jessie J

Jessie J

Congratulations to Jessie J on her Brit award win. The only thing I don’t like about the lady is that she claimed to have not prepared a speech, even though she always knew she was going to win the award. I’m quite a fan of humility, but it would be really old-school and entertaining to hear a performer deliver a lengthy speech with some sort of narrative to it. It’s not as if Jessie isn’t capable of arrogance, just check out her Twitter feed. And with a voice like hers,  she’s allowed to be as arrogant as she likes. Her hair isn’t typical lesbian hair, but she’s definitely bisexual, and I can  see the Mystic Meg look catching on among fans, regardless of their sexuality.